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After the disappointing loss to the HungerDunkers, the Tigers opened the doors for a press covered training session.
Interim coach Jesper Nielsen explained the defeat, by pointing out the lack of experience with "The Klamphugger" system.
"We did our part. 119 is a respectable number of points. A bit high, but acceptable.
Obviously the rest of the league have not yet adjusted to my system.
As soon as they do, I am sure the numbers against us will drop to a more tolerable level"
Interinm coach Jesper Nielsen then proceeded with a demonstration of "The Klamphugger".
"Let me demonstrate the system, by showing you a few of the stances.
Where is everybody?!
Will you get down from there!
Basketball is meant to be played BELOW the rim!"
Dirk was not available for comment.
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The most confusing aspect of 'The Klamphugger' is not the focus on defending by drawing charges by standind perfectly still, but the very Galdalf-esque appearance of Coach Jesper in the pointy hat racing up and Down the line bellowing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
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Does this mean Christian Laetner will be brought out of retirement?
And what will you do without the late Kevin Duckworth? I have a feeling the Chuckster will not leave his post as nutritional counselor to the Meaty Ogres.
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