After getting a lucky break, winning the MBA lottery, Head Coach Jesper Nielsen was very happy to select Karl-Anthony Towns, as the overall number 1 pick.
"I am very excited about being able to pick such a massively talented player as Karl-Anthony. I think he is going to fit in perfectly in what I am trying to bring to the Tigers.
Over the summer, The Klamphugger has seen some adjustments, based upon the lessons learned last season. A completely new play called 'The Zombie Sloth' is going to give us a lot of momentum this season."
We asked the D'oh master about the controversy surrounding the lottery.
"I do not think there was any controversy. I mean, it is not that uncommon for a piece of paper to get stuck that way. Lady Fortuna got the paper of the fingers in only about maybe 10 minutes, It has been known to happen."
We also tried getting a comment from the man of the hour, Karl-Anthony Towns, but he was simply to emotional to talk. Tears we're running down his face, and he was shaking his head.
He, no doubt, could not believe his luck, giving him a chance to play for a storied franchise like the Tigers, and a possibility to learn from Coach Nielsen.