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In the Grotto
posted by JesperNielsen, January 19, 2016
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As the whistle blows
On a cold and gray January evening'
An offensive foul is called
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)

And the coach cries
Cause if there is one thing he don't need
is one less player to play
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)

People, don't you understand
The coach needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry old man some day
Take a look referee,
Are you too blind to see,
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)

And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam Odom's farm
And he learns how to flip
And he learns how to flop
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)

As the player fouls out
On a cold and gray January evening'
Another little player is called up
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)

And the coach cries
 
Brian, January 27, 2016
I would like two of those signed photographs please. How do I place an order?
JesperNielsen, January 23, 2016
Signed photographs of Coach Nielsen in a spandex rhinestone jumpsuit available for 9.99 plus postage.
mmmdk, January 21, 2016
The peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich of poetry.
maccaone, January 19, 2016
Stuff of legend, pure and simple...!
JesperNielsen, January 19, 2016
Inspired by the King