As the whistle blows
On a cold and gray January evening'
An offensive foul is called
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)
And the coach cries
Cause if there is one thing he don't need
is one less player to play
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)
People, don't you understand
The coach needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry old man some day
Take a look referee,
Are you too blind to see,
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)
And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam Odom's farm
And he learns how to flip
And he learns how to flop
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)
As the player fouls out
On a cold and gray January evening'
Another little player is called up
In the Grotto
(In the Grotto)
And the coach cries
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I would like two of those signed photographs please. How do I place an order?
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Signed photographs of Coach Nielsen in a spandex rhinestone jumpsuit available for 9.99 plus postage.
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The peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich of poetry.
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Stuff of legend, pure and simple...!
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Inspired by the King
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