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posted by JesperNielsen, December 27, 2017
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In an unprecedented move, the Tigers placed Coach Jesper Nielsen on the trading block following the team’s uninspired home loss to the league worst Overlords.

Coach Jesper has been tweeking the Tigers roster, following a disappointing start to the 2018 season. Not all the changes have been received favorably by the very loyal Tigers fan base.

One fan said: “He looks like my paper boy. He plays like my paper boy. In fact, he IS my paper boy!”

It was not clear which new player the fan was refering to, since a few of them have part time paper routes.
JesperNielsen, January 5, 2018
Tigers reject offer for Coach Jesper!

"Too good to be true!" the owner of the Tigers said, on condition of anonymity.

"We believe the offer to be a hoax.
We would end up with at a minimum 27 and a half kroner over the next three years for nothing.
And no-one simply gives away free money."

Coach Jesper and the players were not available for comments.
They were busy practicing the latest Klamphugger setup "The mongoose snores loudest before dawn".
JesperNielsen, January 4, 2018
Coach Jesper offered job at Naughty Koalas!

Tigers received an offer for Coach Jesper, who was placed on the trading block, following last weeks loss to the Overlords.

An intriguing offer for a three way deal was delivered in a plain brown bag, to the Tigers HQ.

The deal would send Coach Jesper to the Koalas, who in turn would send Guard Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Swashbucklers.
The Swashbucklers would then pay an undisclosed amount, in small untraceable coins, to the Tigers.

The Tigers are currently considering the proposal "very carefully".